Should I Let My Toddlers Watch Jurassic Park?

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The kids love Dinosaurs. But will they enjoy having nightmares about them?

Here's a quick post, with a simple goal. I'm looking to you, dear readers, for parental advice. After all, no parent has all the answers, but the internet knows everything! Hear my query, and then shower me with your wisdom.

The question is this: are my 3 and 5 year olds ready to watch Jurassic Park?

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Originality? At the Movies?

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Hanna

4.5/5 Stars

NOTE: I recently re-watched the movie and bumped up my review half a star.

Synopsis from The Internet Movie Database:

A 16-year-old who was raised by her father to be the perfect assassin is dispatched on a mission across Europe, tracked by a ruthless intelligence agent and her operatives.

To the 'post Scale' segment of my readers, I imagine some surprise at seeing a movie review on this page. In the beginning I actually did a lot of them, but in an effort to focus the content somewhat, I reduced their frequency. It's for this same reason that I never talk about my passion for hockey for example; I can't reasonably expect people to care about all the stupid things I'm interested in, and if I want people to read this ridiculous blog, I better pare down the subject matter to a few key areas of interest.

But after seeing Hanna last night, I just can't help myself. While it's not even the best movie I've seen in the past year, it managed to accomplish something fewer and fewer films seem capable of doing lately; even the day after, I'm still thinking about it.

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Tagged Movies Review

Not Artsy-Fartsy, but Balls-to-the-Wallsy

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Beyond Black Mesa
by Brian Curtin

Holy crap.

When I started watching this independent, no-budget movie made by a few friends in their off time, I wasn't expecting anything near this.  As a result, I'm going to do two things I don't normally do in this post:
  1. I'm going to shut up and let you watch it.
  2. I'm going to promise that the following film is nothing like the artsy-fartsy video I normally ask you to be inspired by.  

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The Bait and Switch Project

The Last Exorcism
3 out of 5 stars

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What exactly is a bait and switch?  It's a scam where a customer is lured in to a store by a product or price that's almost too good to be true.  When he then arrives to pick up the miracle do-dad, he discovers that it's no longer available — although some other similar product is at a higher price.  You've probably all encountered it in the retail world, even if you didn't realize that you were being had.  It's not technically illegal in it's most innocuous forms, but it does serve to get people onto the sales floor long enough to make a pitch.  Even if the customer ends up falling for the scam and settling for the alternative product, nothing can erase the memory of that once-promised great deal.

That's just how I feel after seeing The Last Exorcism, Hollywood's latest attempt at reviving the fading horror genre.  

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Crouching Tiger, Stolen Moments

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So I turn on my computer last night, head over to YouTube, and imagine what I see?  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was on.  That’s right, it was ‘on’ the internet.  Apparently, YouTube is now featuring full length feature films, and as the comments section clearly illustrated, everyone was flocking to watch the movie in question.

Obviously there are all sorts of ways to watch movies online, and anyone handy with an IP address can figure most of them out.  Generally the internet has served to dramatically increase the flow of all kinds of media across the globe.  Even a person sitting in a shack on the remote outskirts of Budapest has access to all the splendours of Hollywood, Bollywood, and Motown.

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Sharing Lions

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Link to film at bottom of post.

I saw this independent film a week ago and I can't seem to get it out of my head, so I thought I should share.  After all, I tell my faithful readers every other damn thing that rolls around in my noggin, right?

Below is a link to a streamed version of the indie feature 'The Lionshare', directed by Josh Bernhard.  It's actually an earlier effort from the team that eventually brought us Pioneer One, and like that film it was intended for free distribution on the internet.

I won't colour your experience with my opinions too much, other than to say I found it subtly but powerfully moving.  In Bernhard's first pair of efforts I've enjoyed his ability to capture the authenticity of conversations between friends, and his appreciation of mood.  While it's unapologetically indie, low budget, and slow moving, it more than makes up for all this with a huge helping of heart.  I think the writers at Open Attitude got it exactly right when they said that The Lionshare was the "'Slacker’ for the file-sharing generation”

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If Your Time is Expendable, Watch this Movie

2.5 out of 5 stars
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Haven't done a movie review in a real long time, and when I do it's always for something I liked, so here's to breaking the mold. (copied and pasted out of Flixster, which is why it's so short) 

The last third of this movie was a true 80's action romp, the likes of which is missing from the modern movie landscape. Loved it.

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The Last Career Ender

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2.5 out of 5 stars

When I first saw the trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's Last Airbender I was admittedly intrigued.  Even though his last few movies were spectacularly bad, and the ones preceding those showed a steady decline from the brilliance that was The Sixth Sense, I thought there was at least a small chance that Mr. Night had a chance to redeem himself here.

For the first time the director was making a true sci-fi / fantasy picture, instead of his usual dramas that merely pull themes from those genres.  Each of his films thus far has tried to take something fantastical and turn it on it's ear, making something serious out of themes normally reserved for lighter fare.  At least, that was what he seemed to be going for.  While the Sixth Sense was famous for it's staggering ending, I always found the human story contained within by far the greater achievement.  Shyamalan was the benefactor of some stunning performances by Haley Joel OsmentToni Collette, Donnie Walberg, and even Mr. Smirk himself, the cardboard Bruce Willis.  These performances made the movie into a real character study, and launched the film's director into stardom.

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Sally Soundtrack - Tommy's Successor Is In Theaters!

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The sequel is here!

After the success of Tommy Texter, Cineplex wanted to continue the series. If you search around, you can see that calling someone a 'Tommy Texter' has worked it's way into casual language, at least in Canada. Here's hoping Sally can be as well known. For a little help, Tommy can be seen ever so briefly in this spot, but you'll have to look very hard.

A spot I produced by Goodspeed Productions for Cineplex Entertainment. Part of a series of etiquette spots to be played in theaters across the country.

Creative concept and script by Darren Solomon at Cineplex Entertainment.  Produced, illustrated, and animated by Brad Goodspeed.  Music composed by Colin Kelday at Spleener Records and Media.  Post sound mix by Sebastien Breton.

Enjoy it at higher quality here.

 

15 Year Old Arrogance

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This episode exposes the mind of a 21 year old fool who thought he knew it all.  He didn't.

15 years later he's still not much better off. 

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